Imagine if major retailers started making their own condoms
Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms – every little helps.
Nike Condoms – Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms – why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms – Finger, Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms – because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.
Duracell condoms – keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop.
Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms – for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms – no comment required.
Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain
Halford condoms – we go the extra mile.
On-digital condoms – plug and play!!!!
Royal mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms – size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms – does exactly what is says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms – its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms – gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)
Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms – probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms – the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms – it’s a bit of an animal
Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)
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