How Dumb Are You?

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Today I would like to discover how dumb you are.

Below are four questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let’s find out just how clever you really are….

Ready? GO!!!


First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you now in?

Answer Below…

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first one, OK?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are…?

Answer Below…

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Third Question:

Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

Answer Below…

Answer: Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?


Fourth Question:

Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3, Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer Below…

Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn’t.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, into the shop comes a blind man who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants?

Answer Below…

Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask…
It’s really very simple…

How many did you get correct out of 5?

Dean

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  • http://what???? Prince Bobalockashimedog tghe 19th

    this is hard i dont get none of it!!!! but thats proubly cuz im dumb i just took a test and i am 38% smart so now ya kinda no what i mean by IM DUMB!!! i dont even konw if i speeled it Right haha!!!! guess what i speeled speeled rong haha i can really spell THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :}

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  • Elizabeth

    Wow. That was a great quiz. I wasn’t dumb! I only got the one about Mary wrong. lol. That was kewl.

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  • Savanah

    This is pretty confusing and boring i mean y would i ever play this again idk y i even searched something as stupid as this but i can say itz sorta funny so if ur reading this thst means u were on this stupid web page c ya l8er NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Sarah Hill

    i completely failed this quiz lol i can say i am pretty stupid lol again

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  • http://june22008 sos

    i like totaly a’sd this quiz maybe they shoould try to make it just a little bit harder? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • http://yahoo inayyah

    this iz f***in dumb [let alone adumd test if dis test took a dumb test it would be 0% who eva made this test ur dummmmmbbbbb!!!!!!!!!hhha!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • http://www.thehumanmind.co.uk Thomas Gray

    He is a special, special person.

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  • chelsea

    Wooooww I Feel Really Stupid i got them all wrong LMAO Wowww But good post

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  • nicole

    the only REALY difficult 1 is the math 1!

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  • http://juno.com morgan

    i am so stuped

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  • http://n/a Jennifer Espinosa

    She-it never knew i’d been dumb all my life…

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  • Abby

    Okay, I’m reallly confused! HOW THE HECK DOES THAT EQUAL 4100?

    1000
    40
    1000
    30
    1000
    20
    1000
    10
    1000 x 4 = 4000
    and the rest is 1000….

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  • Sarah Cole

    I Got all of them right. this test is not very hard

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  • Taylor Harris

    I got 5/5 correct – money says atleast 99% of yall did not provide the answer of all possibilities available on #2 and here is why…

    Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are…?

    Answer provided: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
    COMPLETELY WRONG (you could be 2nd to last, saying that answer is wrong makes u completely freakin wrong)

    Decent answer that I knew somebody would say:
    First (If given two or more laps the person in first can overtake the person in last) “Lapping” buttttt…………

    The Full and Correct answer is:
    you Could Technically be anywhere from first – 2nd to last.

    Even the 2nd to last person can lap *overtake* the person in last place. :p

    These questions are in circulation. They may not be the same word for word but they are based on the same concept. Dont post this on your site calling people wrong.
    1) you didnt come up with the idea
    2) you got one of your *own* questions wrong

    but whoever did come up with the concepts of these questions is rather intelligent.

    (before you copy paste somebody elses work and claim to be more *intelligent* than your viewers by calling them wrong !Be right!)

    QQ to u!

    To Sarah Cole and several others
    “I Got all of them right. this test is not very hard”

    Doubt it *see above*

    A Horse is Tied to a 15 foot rope, there is a bail of Hey 25 feet away from the horse. How does the Horse get to the bail of Hey. Don’t just say he walks over, provide the explanation before looking below
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    If you say the other end of the rope isnt tied to anything and thats how he walked over *Clever* BUT now solve the puzzle taking into consideration that the other end of the rope is tied to a stake in the ground which cannot be moved. (ignore the fact that tying the rope to the horse and the stake takes up distance)
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    . – { – - 15ft – - – } – { – 10ft – }
    Horse – - – - – - – - Stake – - – - Hey

    the horse would simply have to walk over towards the hey passed the stake. He’d even have 5 ft to spare! I Didn’t come up w/ it of course but its a favorite.

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  • Gina

    My husband & I did this together and he got all but one and I only got one… sad because I’ve always prided myself on being the smart one when it comes to the two of us.

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  • http://yahoo jazmine

    man i got all those questions right this is a dumd website so im out

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  • http://marie.com anne marie

    YOU GUYS ARE STUIPED

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  • http://marie.com anne marie

    THE TEST IS STUIPED

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  • Kyasia

    hi i really liked that Quizz u should make more of them

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  • Kyasia

    make more quizz lol

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  • jen

    this is crap lol piss off all

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  • jj

    this is a boring quiz my 3 year old brother could do even more interesting questions

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  • anabell

    that was fucking class man

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  • http://www.alphashadow.com/ David Wilkinson

    ROFL. Love watching some of these haters. “This is crap.” “I hate this website.” “This test is stupid!!!11!!!”

    LOL. Proud to say I got a mighty 2. And no, I wouldn’t class myself as dumb, but neither would I “spawn of all things intelligent”.

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  • http://deanhunt.com Dean Hunt

    David,

    More than likely they just didn’t get the questions at all. They probably took them literally.

    Best to ignore em.

    The masses are asses ;-)

    Dean

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  • http://criticstoday.blogspot.com Vishwa

    first 3 questions are trivial..

    question 4 is good enough to confuse..

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  • http://dumbquizs lilly

    I think that this test is dumb it self and I think that no one would!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Dtrel

    FAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got every last one of them wrong. That was awsome dude. I feel so dumb right about now.

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  • http://wealthyaffiliateinsider.blogspot.com Jay | Wealthy Affiliate Insider

    Wow. I got the math question wrong. I honestly thought it was 5000, checked it with 2 calculators and couldn’t believe it. I spent about 2 minutes trying to figure it out and then couldn’t believe how dumb I was for not realizing.

    Good one.

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  • http://www.adaringadventure.com/blog/wordpress/ Tim Brownson

    Not sure if anybody has said this and I’m way too lazy to look, but you can pass the last person. You can lap them in a track race. I said first and I’m requesting a recount.

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  • http://www.watchfamilyguy.us Harry

    Man i suck , i got 0!

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  • tori

    i am not dumb at all so dont try it b@#$%^

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  • CG

    OMG!!! love this quiz!!!! yeah were pretty dumb!! LOL

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  • Jon

    To Taylor Harris…really? The guy who makes a huge fuss about one of the questions/answers not being correct and accurate? And you are going to put the horse question on here? You do realize that the original question did not specify which direction the hay bail was in relation to the horse, right? So, your “correct” answer is only true under certain unstated conditions. If the bail was 25 feet from the horse going opposite the stake, then the bail would be 40 feet from the stake, making it impossible for the horse to obtain the hay. Seriously.

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  • sean

    The first question has problems with it which is why I got it “wrong”.

    IF there are over two people in the race then I am wrong, however if there are only two people in the race the words “the second person” does not have to imply second in the race. It can just apply to the other person you are racing.

    So by saying that you are in first place is not wrong because the number of participants is a key fact when deciding your answer.

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  • Sai kumar

    It would be good, if we get a chance to answer those questions…..

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  • http://realtaiji.com S.Smith

    Catchy…I had to keep going…

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  • blah blah

    I got 3 out of 5. Not bad , eh!

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  • http://answers.com hira

    ah!! m not tht much dumb…(= got all correct!

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  • http://howdumbai.com samantha

    omg this is so sad i failed every iq test i took. i thought this one was going to be easy but i got all the questions wrong, grrr

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  • Aaron

    only Got 2 so i’m feeling a bit dumb,but i did get the math question right.

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  • butter

    i got 1 right answer an only because it was not the first time. I am loving it.

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  • Jenni

    I’m 10 and got all the questions right. (4th grade advanced math) Question three so easy! Bonus question he’s blind he can still hear. (so could the deaf man he just wouldn’t hear himself say it) My dad taught me to really look over trick questions. Used to it but these tests are so much fun! Good thinking creator. Watching Survivor season finale! Go Russel! he played a good game but everyone hates his guts. I feel bad but the all-stars can be pretty bitter.

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  • sara

    so funny… I answered correctly to 5…. so, what I win?…eheheh

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  • jack

    The maths question is very simple:
    1000
    40 1040
    1000
    30 2070
    1000
    20 3090
    1000
    10 4100

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  • http://www.sussexwebmarketing.co.uk Gareth Sear

    OK – So I’m pretty dumn. Great quiz Dean and it did make me chuckle. I guess that psychologists have analysed why people get the questions wrong. The number one I can’t fathom, but the others is just simply understanding the question, reading things accuratly and listening to what is being said.

    Something a lot of us could probably do a little better.

    Cheers Dean.

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  • http://womensvixencd.asportsbrac.co.cc Charis Donivan

    I see you are making use of the same theme as I. How did you manage to alter the size of the font? Mine are a lot smaller than on your website. It is pretty difficult to read on a notebook.

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  • http://www.warriorforum.com/internet-marketing-product-reviews-ratings/355617-new-actuallyrank-service-chris-rempel.html ActuallyRank

    My spouse and I definitely think that this short article was highly beautiful. For your efforts we offer you this interesting quote. – “I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It’s when you know you’re licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.” ~ Harper Lee

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  • Doreen

    wow!!! all i wanted was to know that i was actually clever and here i am being the dumbest person of ya’ll!!!

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  • darkzero

    too hard i thought i was helpfull turns out im useless

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