How Dumb Are You?

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Today I would like to discover how dumb you are.

Below are four questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let’s find out just how clever you really are….

Ready? GO!!!


First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you now in?

Answer Below…

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first one, OK?

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are…?

Answer Below…

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Third Question:

Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

Answer Below…

Answer: Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?


Fourth Question:

Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3, Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer Below…

Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn’t.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, into the shop comes a blind man who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants?

Answer Below…

Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask…
It’s really very simple…

How many did you get correct out of 5?

Dean

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  • rere

    Im retarted as a rock; I answered all the questions wrong.

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  • Shayminlove

    what the f***  u make this quiz seem hard!!!!! im telling my friends to NOT play your quizes or subscribe and i have OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! il put over 9000 ! marks if u have 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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  • I HATE THIS QUIZ

    I HATE THIS QUIZ

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  • Child

    Too easy to crack. Child’s play even for a child !

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  • KimberlyLovesyouxoxo

    Easy…

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  • http://www.facebook.com/Tyrel269 Tyrel M Kaczor

    If you overtake the last person, then you are…First, as you have obviously lapped the last person by doing an extra lap then the person in last place.

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  • Cinthia

    I’m 8 and i answered all of these questions correct WHAT KIND OF “QUIZ” IS THIS?!

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