Bizzare Google Request

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Here is a bizzare e-mail discussion I had with a guy who contacted me yesterday.

xxxUPDATExxx I have posted the second part of this, you can view it here: Second bizarre email

——-Original Message——-

From: xxxxx xxxxxxxxx
Date: 12/8/2006 xx:xx:xx PM
To: Dean Hunt
Subject: DeanHunt.com Google Removal Request

Hello Dean,

My name is [edited] and I run [edited].com

I have been running the site for over two years and we have been ranked very highly for the search term [edited].

On Thursday morning I checked our google positions and your site is now above us for this term. I haev checked your blog and it has nothing to do with [edited], so I think it would be best all round if you remove your blog from google for this search term.

Please understand that we make our living from this, and you are just writing a blog that has nothing to do with [edited].

If you do not remove yourself from google for this search, then I will call them myself and have you removed.

I expect a reply soon.

Thankyou.

[edited]
[edited].com

From: xxxxx xxxxxxxxx
Date: 12/8/2006 xx:xx:xx PM
To: [edited]
Subject: Re: DeanHunt.com Google Removal Request

[edited],

Dean here from DeanHunt.com

I just received your e-mail. My first question would have to be… Are you serious?

I had to re-read your e-mail three times to make sure my eyes were not playing tricks on me!

Here is some more info that may help you understand my stance on this:

a) I have never attempted to rank for the search term [edited], I seem to rank fairly well for [edited], which I suppose is fairly similar. But if Google prefers my site to yours then perhaps you should be asking yourself why that is.

b) There is nothing I can do about removing myself for that search term, nor am I going to attempt to do anything. I have no information on my site related to [edited], so I am sure that the searchers will generally visit your site instead.

c) You can contact Google if you wish! I doubt you will get a serious reply though.

Perhaps instead of wasting your time with e-mails like this you could work on improving your web site instead?

Anyway, good luck with contacting google, if you do get a reply, I would love a copy of their e-mail. I have prepared a nice little place on my wall to hang it from.

Take care,

Dean

UPDATE: I have been getting a LOT of e-mails from people asking if they can blog about this story. So if you want to write about this in your blog/site then feel free.

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  • http://www.silvermac.com Mike

    Dean

    You had to deal with that guy for a day, but he has to live with himself for the rest of his life. Man, that sucks.

    The first part way fun, not only for you, but for us all. The second part, that hurts. Badly.

    I’m just wondering if he’s aware … :-)

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  • Ben Ede

    Whats google?

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    What in the hell is wrong with these morons?!

    It’s like Burger King threatening to sue McDonald’s because thy’re more popular. What a bunch of tools…

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    ya know, I did a “view source” of your site and noticed “world” & “internet” & “marketing” keywords. then I went to “the google” and searched those words and guess what? you came up on the first page – #007 I think! hmmmmmmm! but I doubt that has anything to do with the words you won’t mention.

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    Dean… Start selling Air Guitars for three billion dollars a pop… now you’re an online business. Now he has to shut up.

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    Maybe you should name him and link to his site. Then the rest of us can openly mock him in our blogs. All the cross-linking will raise his Google ranks.

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    Brilliant response :)

    some people are just born stupid

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    LOL

    Stupid e-mails are the best

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    Wow, now that is funny.

    I think you should have posted his site ;) And rank for his site.

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    This is really funny…

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    Either he’s the spoilt brat of a rich daddy who always got his way or he was beaten up in school and trying to act the hard man from behind his computer. Either way, that is one sad individual who needs to get a life.

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    What a grade A muppet. Some people out there amaze me. Now that he’s followed up with yet another “threat” are you going to spill the beans and disclose the search term? I can feel another Ted Leonsis moment coming on! :D

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    Absolutely hilarious I tell ya!

    The story has been all over the internet…

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    > The story has been all over the internet…
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    Haha fantastic story – some people are too stupid to have email accounts. If this Guy’s living depends on ranking highly for the particular search term then perhaps he should make a one-off payment to an SEO expert and sort the problem out at his end, as you hint at in your reply. I hope he see’s this blog posting and realise how happy he’s made a lot of web surfers.

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    - It’s seo 2007 strategies, Have you the third email dean.

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    what a looser! You shouldn’t take this serious.

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    This sure has improved my day. Damn. I wish I could get e-mails like that I am pretty sure I would leave long enough to see my great great great kids.
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    Lol. I think this happens with a lot of people these days. It happened with one of my friends 2 years back, but it wasn’t a threatening email like the one you got! They requested for the removal of their name from his website because it was outranking them on Google. LOL.

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    Ohh
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    I blogged this story. =)

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    Oh my god, what were they thinking. This is very funny. Lol.

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    Wow! I thought that I got stupid emails, some people really take the biscuit. I wonder where he is the rankings now if he wastes so much time sending out silly emails. That said it did give me a laugh so I am glad.

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