All of the readers of DeanHunt.com are beautiful and highly intelligent people! I believe that is scientifically proven*
* Dean MAY have paid his mate in the local chemist to agree to these wacky claims
Anyway, I have a special place for all of my minions, and most rewarding of all is when readers of my humble blog take my advice and add a sprinkle of creativity to create their very own Frankenstein.
Such an event occurred a few hours ago… I opened my emails and saw an email from a loyal reader… it said
“Dean I’m practicing my viral/buzz marketing article writing. You can use this if you want to.
I really don’t have a site to refer people to. Will work on a blog soon.
A mini critique although not required would be appreciated.
What is it you British chaps say—pip pip cheerio? You can tell I have been around awhile can’t you
Chuck attached an article he made entitled: 7 Signs You are about to Get Sued
I posted it below:
Here are 7 signs you are about to find yourself in a room full of men in white wigs
1) Your last name is Royce and you just named your new born son Rolls
2) Your dog shows up at the front door with your next door neighbors prize winning cats left ear in his mouth.
3) After surgery your head nurse asks ” has anybody seen that renal artery clamp?”
4) That H2O carburetor you installed on Beckham’s Mercedes just exploded.
5) Your Chihuahua swallowed the engagement ring of Jenna Bush.
6) You refer to Dolly Partons’ Platinum Hit double CD as “Dolly’s Big Ones”
7) You ask Dean Hunt to market your new hemorrhoid product
Chuck, a quick few points:
1) What makes you think I wouldn’t market a hemorrhoid product? I would start with the headline: “Finding the Right Hemorrhoid Solution is a Pain in the Ass!”
2) The British only say “pip pip cheerio” in b-list Hollywood movies.
3) Your buzz article is great! Good work. I would try and include an amusing picture with it, but overall I like it. If you really wanted to get some attention then you could call the article “7 Steps to Getting Butt-Raped in Prison by a Big Guy Called Tiny”
I appreciate all the people who have emailed me, and soon I will post an audio file that a reader created for me, I guarantee it will be the weirdest thing you have EVER heard.
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