7 Signs You are about to Get Sued

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All of the readers of DeanHunt.com are beautiful and highly intelligent people! I believe that is scientifically proven*

* Dean MAY have paid his mate in the local chemist to agree to these wacky claims

Anyway, I have a special place for all of my minions, and most rewarding of all is when readers of my humble blog take my advice and add a sprinkle of creativity to create their very own Frankenstein.

Such an event occurred a few hours ago… I opened my emails and saw an email from a loyal reader… it said

Dean I’m practicing my viral/buzz marketing article writing. You can use this if you want to.

I really don’t have a site to refer people to. Will work on a blog soon.

A mini critique although not required would be appreciated.

What is it you British chaps say—pip pip cheerio? You can tell I have been around awhile can’t you

Chuck

Chuck attached an article he made entitled: 7 Signs You are about to Get Sued

I posted it below:

Here are 7 signs you are about to find yourself in a room full of men in white wigs

1) Your last name is Royce and you just named your new born son Rolls

2) Your dog shows up at the front door with your next door neighbors prize winning cats left ear in his mouth.

3) After surgery your head nurse asks ” has anybody seen that renal artery clamp?”

4) That H2O carburetor you installed on Beckham’s Mercedes just exploded.

5) Your Chihuahua swallowed the engagement ring of Jenna Bush.

6) You refer to Dolly Partons’ Platinum Hit double CD as “Dolly’s Big Ones”

7) You ask Dean Hunt to market your new hemorrhoid product

Chuck, a quick few points:

1) What makes you think I wouldn’t market a hemorrhoid product? ;-) I would start with the headline: “Finding the Right Hemorrhoid Solution is a Pain in the Ass!;-)

2) The British only say “pip pip cheerio” in b-list Hollywood movies.

3) Your buzz article is great! Good work. I would try and include an amusing picture with it, but overall I like it. If you really wanted to get some attention then you could call the article “7 Steps to Getting Butt-Raped in Prison by a Big Guy Called Tiny

I appreciate all the people who have emailed me, and soon I will post an audio file that a reader created for me, I guarantee it will be the weirdest thing you have EVER heard.

Stay Outrageous.

Dean

  • marian

    “Finding the Right Hemorrhoid Solution is a Pain in the Ass!”

    Come on … way too forced. Nevertheless it would of course work. :P

    The “Tiny” bit made me spill my coffee, so you might really be about to get sued. It was damn hot!!!11

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  • Chuck

    Dean Thanks for the post here.
    My mom will be soooooooo proud.
    Can I now apply for a Pulitzer?

    I sent a picture with the email–it just didn’t make it I guess.

    It was a big sign with the warning that the edge of the sign is sharp—Don’t touch the sign
    Then in small print it said “Oh By the Way the Bridge is Out”

    Jolly good show old man—-probably another B list movie cliche

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  • http://deanhunt.com Dean Hunt

    Marian, I really enjoy your comments!

    I can see it now, “Marketing Guru sued over Hemorrhoid Hot Coffee Incident”

    Stranger things have happened.

    Chuck, you are more than welcome. I didn’t receive the picture though :-(

    Speak soon.

    Dean

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  • Chris

    Brilliant post Dean!

    It was really funny, and I thank god I wasn’t reading it and drinking hot coffee at the same time.

    Your blog should have a hot coffee warning.

    Chris

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  • http://www.byronrode.co.za/ Byron Rode

    I too nearly spat my coffee all over my already coffee stained keyboard when I read “7 Steps to Getting Butt-Raped in Prison by a Big Guy Called Tiny”

    Thats something that no one wants but will read anyway… we’re a strange bunch us humans, and kudos (can I say that) to you for capitalizing on that.

    Now, how about “7 Sure-Fire Ways to Get an All Expenses Paid, Government Funded Holiday. 3 Meals included…”

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  • marian

    Uh oh, the “Hemorrhoid Hot Coffee Incident”.

    Sounds like Hilary might somehow be involved… Mystery!

    People love what they cannot understand and dispatch completely, so this gotta be it.

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  • http://deanhunt.com Dean Hunt

    Now, how about “7 Sure-Fire Ways to Get an All Expenses Paid, Government Funded Holiday. 3 Meals included…”

    Brilliant!

    Or, “How to get a free enema”

    Yikes!

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  • http://www.byronrode.co.za/ Byron Rode

    Ouch…

    One more for the road

    “7 Step, DIY Kit to get your Prostate Checked”

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