Yahoo is a Piece of Shit and So is Your Face

I have always wanted to use that title for a blog post.

Anyway, what has spurred me into such offensive and illiterate ramblings? Good question!

I found out recently that DeanHunt.com is number 1 in Yahoo.com for the search term: Your Website Sucks, this is of course for the web page I created here: Your Website Sucks

At first I was flattered, but then I thought about it more and more, and I got a little paranoid. What if the search engines have become so powerful, that they are able to think for themselves and judge us?!?

What if Yahoo is actually insulting my humble little website?

hmmmm, I am 3rd in Google for Brape (don’t ask!)

Well thankfully the insult came from Yahoo, and frankly, that is like Keanu Reeves telling you that you cannot act. So screw you Yahoo!

On a positive note, at least ASK.com is not insulting me… that would be embarrassing ;-)

Dean

PS: apolgogies for the email title and blog post title, for those of you who hadn’t noticed, it was a tribute to one of the greatest viral articles the net has ever seen: here

11 comments for this post.

  1. Comment from domagoj on :

    Dean, who doesn’t know you might get pis… at a title like this(mail shocked me at first :) , but any way, hat down(again), and rock on…
    Greetz…

  2. Comment from Dean Hunt on :

    yes, perhaps a little too far methinks.

    I may get a world record for the most unsubscribed people in one day ;-)

  3. Comment from Dean Hunt on :

    It is actually my weird tribute to this great article: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

    One of the most popular Digg headlines ever created.

  4. Comment from Tom on :

    Hmm, it reminds me the title of this iPhone review, from Maddox, comparing it to his Nokia e70. http://digg.com/apple/The_iPhone_is_a_piece_of_shit_and_so_is_your_face
    I think you made a post about it to illustrate the power of such titles. The article is near 15,000 dugg at this time.

    Oh, and I see you’re not 3rd for brape, but 2nd ! So now I know what is brape and read the post about it.

    Was it a tactic to mention it here, then having them click and check Google and see your article, instead of putting the link directly to the post ?

    I mean, do you think it would influence people more to see your post in a Google result than a link to the post directly from this article ?

  5. Comment from Tom on :

    oops a bit late, I just posted a few seconds after you Dean.

  6. Comment from Dean Hunt on :

    Tom – well spotted. Great minds…..

  7. Comment from Shamir on :

    LOL @ Brraaaaap.

    :)

    Shamir

  8. Comment from David Maleney on :

    I wasn’t offended.
    But I did cry for half an hour ;-)

    That toilet reminds me of a caravan holiday
    I had in Bogner Regis one year.

    Ahh…memories

    Quisiera intentar el papel de tocador, gracias

  9. Comment from Ben on :

    Hey, where has the tasteful photo gone?!

  10. Comment from Dean Hunt on :

    Ben, haha.

    Amazingly I am still yet to receive a proper complaint, although one person out of 3,000 did un-subscribe.

    That said, I reviewed the article, and thought the image was a bit too much. Even by my standards.

    Dean

  11. Comment from Ben on :

    You were right… this one is, err, better…

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