Urgent Health Warning

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

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14 COMMENTS

  • http://www.affiliatemastertools.info/ Mark Lewis

    Most worthy suggestions….

    Or alternatively you could try a full course of Terminate Employment Addiction (TEA), instead.

    Mark

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  • http://deanhunt.com Dean Hunt

    nice one Mark.

    I am trying to think of one for VODKA, but it is too early.

    Dean

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  • http://www.affiliatemastertools.info/ Mark Lewis

    For thinking or for vodka?!

    I tried, but…that’s a mind twister

    So, instead I had some…

    Coke Or Fantasy Fulfills Empty Employment (COFFEE)

    Mark

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  • http://deanhunt.com Dean Hunt

    too early to think ;-)

    Your COFFEE should help.

    Dean

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  • http://awritinggeek.blogspot.com Mrinal Bose

    I had just my afternoon nap, and am not in a fun mode. It’s really silly humor. But since it’s from Dean, I don’t mind.

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  • http://deanhunt.com Dean Hunt

    Mrinal – lighten up! ;-)

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  • http://www.bluejprojects.com Joanne Masterson

    There’s always

    Stimulus
    Enhancement
    Xtreme

    (you don’t need that one spelled out, do you?)

    – Cheers

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  • http://www.PerrysClickBox.com Paul Perry

    Hi Dean
    Sounds great but you would go bankrupt,
    every body needs to work hard these
    days to keep a good standard of living
    and just to keep up with the bills.
    Thats why you find it funny, thanks for
    the laugh Paul
    http://www.PerrysClickbox.com
    http://paulperrysblog.blogspot.com

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  • http://deanhunt.com Dean Hunt

    Paul,

    There is working hard and working smart… one of them IS important, the other just SEEMS important.

    Of course, the entire post was tongue-in-cheek humour… so don’t take it too literally ;-)

    Dean

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  • Andrew

    Dean, you could take a “Vitamin Occupational Duty Keep Away” (VODKA)

    Andrew

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  • http://www.squidoo.com/chuckbartrok Chuck Bartok

    Thanks for the dose of Levity this morning.
    WORK is my favorite topic.

    There just isn’t any if you spend time doing what you love to do

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  • http://www.TheProfitCoach.com Jim

    Dean,

    You presented a challenge I couldn’t resist…

    VODKA = Voluntary Opportunity Days Kicking Assertiveness;

    Voluntary Off Days Kicking Assertiveness

    I’m all about working smart not Hard!

    Jim

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  • carla

    Hey Dean,

    This one’s hilarious!

    I got just the right saying for it too…

    “One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s WORK is terribly important.

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  • http://imwithjoe.com JK Swopes

    I love it man! I think I have contracted this virus numerous times….who knew the cure was readily available.

    Though, I’m more of the Terminate Employment Addiction (TEA)type of person, it’s good that there are folks out here wiling to help us with this virus.

    We appreciate your good work kind sir! :)

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