March 5, 2007
Proof That Women Are EVIL
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NASA scientists have conclusivley proved that all women are evil. 
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Don’t get me started man… My best friend and I came to the conclusion that girls are bipolar…
As much as I like this, there is one fatal flaw:
“Girls require time and money”
should be written as:
Girls = time + money
@Greg M: that’s not true, since the more time you spend with them, the more money you loose..
Not true!!!!! ok.. maybe I am a bit evil…
But unlike other girls I do not require men to spend money on me!! Not like ever does anyway XD
But as a mathematician, hehe nice “equations”
Greg is right, so let’s start with:
Girls = Time + Money. Time = Money, so
Girls = 2*Money.
Girls = 2*sqrt(Evil) (by money = sqrt(Evil))
Thus, (Girls^2)/4 = Evil.
So, Girls are evil iff:
(Girls^2)/4 = Girls, which leads to:
Money^2 = 2*Money (By Girls = 2*Money)
Money^2 - 2*Money = 0
Money(Money - 2) = 0.
So, Money = 0 or 2. It was given that girls require money, so money cannot be 0. Thus, a girl is evil iff money = 2.
Funny!
So…true… x_x;
but, surely if money is the root of all evil,
sqrt(money) = evil ?
i also agree with greg.
so:
girls = time + money
time = money
so
girls = 2*money
but sqrt(money) = evil
(evil)^2 = money
so
girls = 2*(evil^2)
so girls are evil squared multiplied by 2.
which makes much less sense. but oh well
actually, (sorry)
sqrt(money) = (all evil)
giving
girls = 2*(all evil^2)
so 1/2(girls) - (all evil)^2 = 0
therefore, half of girls without all evil squared (?) is/are nothing.
I think David needs a lobotomy.
dude jus face it, girls are evil. fuck them
I would like to point out that most women just need attention when you ignore them see how they react
women are phony they pretend they dont need men but
they have a need like men they need sex too they just hide those tendencies but most women dating bad guys and they are miserable believe me those people like that have about 5 children then when the guy get them pregnant he leaves her after all that getting hight horrible you women need to wake up
the bad guys are using you when you talk negative about someone else you are the one really its going to come back on because you choose to date the bad boys you get all pregnant have 5 kids then you gain about couple of hundred pounds then the bad guy bail out on you then you look like the sucker hahaha you women going to learn!!
Heh, sorry. Really I didn’t mean to offend anyone when writing this. It was a joke! Taken too seriously by everyone it looks like.
Again, SORRY!
i think if you take the product of TIME x MONEY the math will work out cleaner.. and i got the joke no harm.
yes indeed females are evil they are the doorway to the devil they are no good lying cheating thives and its because of them we have so many manics and serial ki;llers running around, and look at kids today carrying guns and sht females are to blame for that, if order is to be restored then females need to have all their rights taken away, that way kids won’t be so messed up and there will be families and prosperity, I look at females today the way they are and honestly I would not spit on them if they were on fire! and one more thing why is it considered bad to beat up females hmmm I mean maybe back in the 50s it was but hey these days they wanna scream about equality, well act like a man get treated like one! seriosuly women today are destroying the youth they need to be placed under control!
I think demondracula needs a little luv..hey buddy we’ve all been there. Women and men stomp on each others hearts, that’s life.
Hey, look at it this way, women are a reflection of the men who date them.
If you grab a handfull of salt, do not expect it to be sweet, get it.
A good looking woman is not a standar of quality, it may be quantity….
the woman is the glory of the men…if men honor women they will reflect it, and our lives will be made easier
I think you have to understand that TIME x MONEY is far more elegant and correct than TIME + MONEY. It cannot be additive. If it were additive, it implies that even if you have no time, but you have money, you still can get women. Or, if you don’t have any money, but you have time, you still can get women. In reality (sic) if you have no-money OR if you have no-time, you don’t get women despite what the other variable might be. You must have a little of both.
Jokes, jokes, jokes . . .
Very Funny stuff!! I do concur with women being evil!! Women use there bodys to get into mend wallets and men use there wallets to get into women pants. I live in British Columbia and here alot of people complaining here about how the white race is becoming a minority, I do believe this is direct result of women being evil. If the white women would just spread her legs and make babies like they were put on the earth to do maybe this would not be happening!! I think also agree women are teaching our youth that they can get men to do anything if they have a nice body!!!! Get a grip bitches, get a fucking grip!!!!