Proof That Women Are EVIL

NASA scientists have conclusivley proved that all women are evil. ;-)

women are evil

  • evilbydefault

    I mean your equation works out and everything, but couldn’t you replace “women” with anything? dogs? cats? Dogs require a lot of time and money, Sugargliders require a lot of time and money, and sometimes men too. I knew a woman who had a deadbeat boyfriend who robbed her of all her aspirations and income because he was a lazy pothead, and she didn’t try to manipulate him or change him once. Shouldn’t be sharing my personal stories here but, it’s kind of cool that women are inherently evil. Evil doesn’t necessarily have to mean “evil” though, resulting in bloodshed in tears. If we were created by satan to rise and destroy men, he obviously failed. Unless you count them menstrating.

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  • dussumieri

    We women are undeniably evil, but I believe it is an inherent evil as a result of our genetics rather than the societal cause given in this equation.

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  • gary

    Gentlemen, it troubled me that so many cannot see the forest from the trees involving the product/sum discrepancy. Consider the way in which we invest time and money into women. Do we simply add time and money together or do we add levels of money per amount of time? Through the relationship, we spend a product of the amounts of time and money into females since you add a certain amount of money per amount of time. Therefore, women=time*money.

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  • vicky

    Proof that men are worse than girls
    First we safe that men need time, money, girls and sex
    So…..
    men = time x money x girls x sex
    And as we all know “time is money”
    time = money
    Therefore
    men = money x money x girls x sex
    And we all know men want girls as many as possible
    Because they want to have sex as many as they can
    For them : girls = sex
    As for men’s proof that “girls are evil”
    girls = evil
    So…..evil = sex
    Therefore
    men = money2 x evil x evil
    men = money2 x evil2
    And because “money is the root off all evil”
    money = √evil
    Therefore
    money2 = evil
    men = evil x (evil) 2
    men = evil3
    Men’s proof :
    girls = evil
    Girls proof :
    men = (evil)3 ——–> men is worse than evil
    So…we are forced to conclude that Men are worse than girls

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  • guest

    fuck yeah. your brilliant

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  • http://www.facebook.com/dkelner Dylan Kelner

    i just want to point out basic math here, time AND money would be written as time + money, so this is wrong and also money being the root of all evil means having it not spending it(if i donate $100,000 to charity am i evil?) so its wrong there too

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    • Fpm

      Dude, its meant to be BS, lighten up. 

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    • http://www.facebook.com/shinpachi Sulaiman Durrani

      Yes – by donating $100,000 to charity you are affirming the status quo, positively advancing your own position as a giver of alms and degrading the recipients by forcing them to enter a relationship in which they are dependent on your kind, because of people like you governments will continue stealing from the poor and giving to the rich – When the poor are at their wits end, ready to rise up and slaughter the upper classes they are pacified by your handouts. 

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    • Petey Pettigrew

      Using Boolean logic, AND is represented by multiplication. OR is represented by addition.

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      • Guest

        This is correct since good and evil deal in absolutes.

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      • John Galt

        Faith in humanity: Restored!

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    • Conner Harkness

      No. Let’s say you take out your girlfriend twice a week. The dinner costs 40 dollars, so that’s 80 dollars a week. It’s a constant rate. 40 dollars times the number of “times” you take them out.

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      • the truest shit i ever spoke

        Women lie and men lie evil is not a number it is a word used to describe a megative force I think it is more evil to be judgemental hmmmmmm.

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      • me

        SINCE WHEN DO MAN PAY

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        • realitybitches

          R u fkn retarded? When divorce courts and free money for babies go away, you ‘awesome and capable’ women will have proven yourselves as equals… IF there was no money or ‘security’ promised you by lawyers, would you still get married? I highly doubt it as those are the buzz words for the parasites. If love and dying old together was ALL that was offered, you’d all be riding rubber dix or rubbing tacos like the afternoon special Ellen..No tickey, no laundry bitches! Thank your grandmommas and mommas for your dilemmas of today. Men are educated to your ‘games as no one is buying your stock anymore. No brokers are needed anymore, we do our own trades now honey.. good luck landing a suckered before your 30… Remember, if you try to pop out a pup too late, it may end up costing YOU more money! Now go put on some war paint, bat your baby blues at some drunk guy that made the mistake of making eye contact with you and c if you can make obama yo baby daddy as hell be sure (today’s retirement package) the one who pays you support for your offspring.. c how that works? About 48 million other chix have done it; get in line honey!

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  • nick

    I am sorry but this equation is flawed. Evil is the opposite of Good. Good is positive, therefor evil is negative. In this equation you take the square root of evil, and in mathematics you cannot take the square root of a negative. Therefor the answer is undefined. Women are undefined (typical). that is your answer.

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    • cherub

      its defined that money is root of evil. so its not undefined. 

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    • http://www.facebook.com/nicanor.babula Nicanor Babula

      You suck at math. You shouldn’t have spoken. sqr(sqrt(x)) = x, for any value of x. Even if we were supposed to actually compute sqrt(x), where x = evil = -k, and god = k, we could still do it with complex numbers: sqrt(-k) = i*sqrt(k). There you have it.

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      • loller

        Actually sqr(sqrt(x)) = |x|

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      • Metalgears 1968

        I agree on that Nicanor. His math is b.s

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    • ijustprovedyouwrong

      thats not how numbers work in maths, numbers arent negative because their bad, evil is just a term like x or y in algebra, we never decide weather they are negative or posotive based on their definitions/contexts. also, negative numbers dont have different names, negative 1 is called -1 not nega1 or some shit, so negative good would simply be called -good, not “evil”, it is seperate term all together

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      • DKSF Y

        inconvenient details lol

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    • Cafer

      fuck you!!

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    • Matthew Sarad

      You should take math over. Some women are evil some are great. Just depends.

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      • Hal

        After over 10 years of inhuman degradation and depravity at the hands of women I know for a fact that such ‘great women’ no longer exist. Women are quickly devolving psychologically with each generation into cruel and vindictive monsters.

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        • The Network Company

          They exist. Turn off the football game and visit a church. Yes most women suck, but most men suck too. If you want a good women you have to go to places where women are likely to be concerned about family. Like a university, the grocery store, or a church. If you meet a chick in a bar or on Facebook she’s going to be a terrible wh0re.

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          • LOL Monster

            I wouldn’t mind if the girl sucks.

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          • tom moyle

            women suck thats for sure…they posess all the virtues of street prostitute only variable is the price..they all for sale that means they love $ bigtime more than any man

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          • Anonymous

            You’re an idiot. Church women are just as evil as other women. And women ignore men at the grocery store. They cannot be approached and should not be approached because they will make up some bullshit to get a man into trouble.

            FYI, women are warned to stay away from men at Universities. Haven’t you heard? Oh yes, 80% of the young men who attend Universities are rapists. 1 in 4 women get raped at Universities. At least, this is what the bullshit statistics tell us.

            To the young guys reading The Network Company’s post – DON’T pay attention to it. Women ARE evil. ALL of them.

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          • Christopher C

            yaup, they just act and fake it better – all women are whores and parasites off mankind world wide and have no respect for men so they have earned none for themselves.

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          • Rohan Zener

            Universities are the synagogues for Feminist sermons.

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        • Christopher C

          let them kill themselves and breed their Great Whore Mentality out of existence. Men, be men, please do not feed the one use udderly disrespectful natural born whores.

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      • SuperGenius

        WRONG!!! You are too young to know what u r talking about.

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    • Guest

      You can take the square root of a negative, you just have to use imaginary numbers – don’t you remember high school algebra?

      So assuming evil = if you’re not certain that the root of evil is money then you can alternately define it as

      root of evil = i * good^2

      While we don’t know the true value of good, we can at least see that any part of good in women is imaginary.

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  • So Much True

    women are certainly very evil today, and many of them certainly have a very bad attitude problem and are so very nasty to talk too. by the way, who let the dogs out.

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    • Christopher C

      same people who let the bitches in heat out. ” )

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  • x

    Actually, it is ‘The love of money’ that is the root of all evil.

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  • idiots

    mathematics.. the language of the universe

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  • evil woman

    women give birth to males there for males where born from evil.

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  • Rastaman

    women is the devil in this world

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    • Samuel Wilkerson

      The only time I’ve dealt with satan it has been through a woman, and while I don’t believe they are born evil satan certainly works through them with ease. most I’ve been with are heartless and cold toward others need.

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    • Super Genius

      True! You are right. You see, God created man in His image and then the Devil created woman in Her image. Satan is female.

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      • Silk

        OH MY GOD!!! Super Genius you REALLY ARE A SUPER GENIUS!!! I NEVER REALISED THAT! AND I AM NOT BEING SARCASTIC! The female of the species is more deadlier than the male!

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  • Sim Reilly

    Women become troubled when abused by men (who actually are inherently evil).

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    • Rohan Zener

      Oh, really? So i, for being male, deserved to be psychologically tortured by my own megalomaniacal mother? And i am not entitled to a healthy life? Am i not law-abiding and respectful of others? I display that behaviour in real life generally.
      What is it about us men that makes you think we are fundamentally evil?

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  • Dark Knight

    Very true about all girls they are 100 percent evil, only men are good in this world. A tip watch out for cute girls they are bitchs that back stab you.

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  • Dallas Bacca

    Im Dallas Bacca im a bitch that lives Albuquerque new mexcio I play games with guys;)

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  • Chachacha

    If men are from Mars, and women from Venus, then it can be said that since mars is associated with war in Greek myth, that men are violent and warlike. Women are associated with Venus the goddess of love. And we all know that love conquers all. But there are outliers like hermaphrodites, which come from your anus. Oops sorry, Uranus.

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    • Super Genius

      Wrong but funny. Men are from God and women are from Satan. Accept the truth.
      Women are pure evil. Forget math and algebra and accept logic and empirical data. Look at the world around you. women are incapable of being good. They are parasites that feed on men just like ticks and worms. They make us weaker until we die. Truth is women really hate themselves and other women. They want more than anything to be men and HATE us because we are superior to them

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      • Nicky Mancinelli

        HAHAHAHAHA yup, EPIC FACT women aka lucifer the morningstar of venus life/livelong GOAL on this planet is to in FACT supersede the boundaries and constraints GOD men (made in HIS image) placed unto them SO, they seek the presidential top spot, when they get it, they will have THE ANTICHRIST SITTING IN CONTROL OF THE WORLD SO “buckle up” men are from warlike mars talkin FOOL LOVE=EVOL and women are VILE=EVIL

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      • Rohan Zener

        We continue to be superior until the women step up and start doing their own stuff unassisted. And not just any old deed but GOOD specifically! I am half looking forward to and half apprehensive about that fateful day; it’ll be like Ragnarök for the world as we know it.

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    • Senpai

      I remember an article where scientists proved war would be more atrocious when run by women (now you can speculate why ;) probably that’s the reason women weren’t basically allowed to participate in the old days, except self defense ;)

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  • Peter Machado

    you guys are Hilarious, All of you, I assume you’re all guys, you talk like that. I LOVE my woman, and I know love is a unifying force, the strongest force in nature. So it unifies me with mine. She’s really good, but when she’s bad she’s Better! So I accept that Woman is EVIL, and I Love Her. By the way I failed Cal-III, my limit was Cal-II.

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    • Super Genius

      Peter you poor liar. you know that what you said is BS. Loving a woman is the worst thing you can do. Love what is good and hate what is evil. To be truly free as a man you must reject evil=which is women.

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      • Nicky Mancinelli

        oh FACT, well said

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    • Nicky Mancinelli

      you are living in a time capsule circa 1950, WAKE UP “today’s slices of slut trash” are in FACT abhorrently VILE and Love (which they killed along with everything else that was/used to be good is EVOL spell it backwards I’ll show ya…

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  • Peter Machado

    They make us evil, and become good in the process, which is why we love them. We infuse them with good, and since nature abhors a vacuum, evil rushes in, so we become badder and badder, and they become gooder and gooder, so of course you know we love ‘em because we make ‘em so good. Can’t stop doin’ good, it feels good to do good.

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  • Fransisco D’Anconia

    Let me give you a tip on a clue to men’s characters: the man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.
    Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That
    sentence is the leper’s bell of an approaching looter. So long as men
    live together on earth and need means to deal with one another – their
    only substitute, if they abandon money, is the muzzle of a gun.

    Francisco D’Anconia, Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

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    • Nicky Mancinelli

      Atlas shrugged was/is Brutally abhorrent, but my question for YOU is WHY in Gods name would you quote something else other than yourself to make a point? ESPECIALLY a point re: women, LISTEN money=EVIL=women PERIOD! (no atlas shrugged def.WRONG def. necessary to conclude otherwise)

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  • TomTom

    I have a solution
    To overpopulation
    Sterilize all women.

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    • Kanes

      I have a better solution, that men don’t demand sex with us

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    • Nicky Mancinelli

      that won’t stop them from aggressively attacking your blood/money day in day out, for funks sake they only get pregnant these days in ameriMKa for MONEY

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  • TAMIKA STRALEY

    girls are not evil there are more kind then boys

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    • Senpai

      In what parallel universe do you live?

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  • TAMIKA STRALEY

    u don’t know what u are talking about girls are wonderful

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    • PhD Emeritus

      For what Tamika? Name ONE single advantage for a man to get married. If you stay home and he works, he’ll PAY for your stupid ass for life. If you work and he stays home, he PAYS for your stupid ass. If you ‘give’ him a child, he PAYS. Which scenario makes YOU pay? Which scenario is a good one? Madinna, Joye, Ellen, Hillary, Katie, Miley, Brittney, Susan, Grace, Gretta, Beyonce, Kim, etc..etc.. have made sure you will only have another taco to rub on for life, OR, a rubber dick… the former however, can’t pay for your nails to get ‘did’ or your fukt up dew to get ‘straiten’ out, pay your rent, feed your ass, pay yo bills, or give you ‘status’… drop me a line and I’ll ensure your lifetime supply of ‘D’ batteries never runs out.. now, go watch another video, convince yourself your ‘special’ among the other parasites and TELL us what you have to offer… shoot sparks from your ass?

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  • justin baltimore

    I truly believe women appear to be evil ” women seem wicked when ur unwanted “. Jim Morrison says it best now let’s get to why women don’t want us let’s look at our social structure we have feminests .women are tought to be independent and to not reley on men ,basicly just down right hate us .also the ones that are not independent are just gold diggers these days and most likely had a fucked up upbringing daddy issues all kinds of shit . if you look at our history men were dominant we are born that way women are ment to be sumisive .there brains are not wired to play the dominant role never ment too. Look at islam religan if there women cheat lie decieve they will be stoned to death by there husbands hands . women have to be controlled if not they will stray . science has proved women are more attracted to a dominant male “Alfa male ” type personality . don’t blame the women blame our evil society the roles have been reverced women are dominant and men are bitches sucks .

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  • Anonymous

    I agree, in my various places of work, its been predominantly females who have been mean, cruel and vindictive. The more experience I have of them, the stronger my dislike of them becomes.

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  • Kanes

    One time I tried to pay the tickets for cinema for my ex boyfriend
    he refused by saying that he thought I was trying to turn him into my whore
    so… basically, you have payed for things for women, you men because in that way you think you have right over our bodies

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    • ohboy

      But at the same time I’ve seen women call a guy cheap because he expected his date to pay her own way. Get real, you are a pathetic hypocrite. You hear that? HYPOCRITE

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  • Kanes

    Hitler was a female then?

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  • Sadie Legrande

    Yes, I’m manipulative, cold hearted, vengeful and spiteful. And?

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    • Nicky Mancinelli

      you’re despicable, you asked, I TOLD

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      • Sadie Legrande

        Blah blah blah! 😋

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        • Trex

          Honey Dat body only b good for 20 yrs tops.. then what? We’ll be after something younger.. you are replaceable, keep Dat in mine princess. Daddy issues if u on this site anyway. Get another tattoo, listen to MO gap rap an git you self a bitch to c what we talking bout

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  • Christopher C

    women are lazy parasites off mankind, gestators filled with The Great Whore mentality, they can NAWALT it all they want, they did it to themselves… no H.A.I.R.E. or loyalty to anybody, no self respect, just holes for dick… LQQK at them, really worth something these days, eh? world wide at that. talk about being a loser with udder disrespect – pun intended, pun intended. you have to lead them, they’re clueless in a man’s world because they did harly anything… but complain, compete against each other and ruin the world in their never ending search for The Face Cream of Life – like Janice Dickinson accusing Bill Cosby of rape because she’s still a child at whatever her age is like most “women”. let’s get real, women are their own problem, duh! they got dumped for their bs decades ago – and I wonder how choosing not to be a real woman has worked out for them… oh ya, that’s why the world has cats. ignore and please do not feed the whores. and wear a rubber to avoid their desperate lazy gap traps and lives of lies… man gives life, sperm is alive and kicking, what’s their lazy egg do… get split in half and sperm becomes your brain and spinal cord. gestators. one use. and they’re proving it day in and day out. G-D HAD a wife too ya know… HAD, past tense… but some publishing attention cuntroll freak groups of women have this scheme in mind to try and take over minds to sway them to their parasitic existences of lies and self chosen deceit – that like Adam, they try to take you down with them. just temptation. other than that = holes for dick. it’s what they want. LQQK at them. no morals, no values, no worth… by their own choices. bunch of babies r/e:alley, all whining to be led = bah! THEY AIN’T WORTH IT.

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  • PhD Emeritus

    If you’ve never been married, you are still a student. If you’ve been divorced, you have earned your degree. If you have been divorced with kids, you have earned a masters. If you have been divorced with kids and have put them through college, still have a smile on your face, you have earned your PhD. If you have been divorced, put your kids through college, can still smile and see your ex parasite ended up with std’s, broke, aged, and in a ‘relationship’ with a man who is married to a woman in a wheelchair and now has a part time ‘job’ as a escort and lives off of his money, then my brothers, you are a PhD Emeritus… Never forget what she looked like when you married her; because fellas, that vision of her is GONE, literally. She is even uglier on the inside than her weathered face and worn eyes show.. She is a parasite to the bone. A whore that faked her appearance with one gargle of jizz a day to keep her ‘lifestyle’ and faux identity alive with you until her mask, just…fell off! Behold, married punks like ‘Peter’ down there and you will suffer for attempting to love what cannot be loved… Parasites, one and all fellas. Buy their drink, drop your load, cut em a check and call it a day. If you stay… well, you will pay!!!!

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