Proof That Women Are EVIL

I mean your equation works out and everything, but couldn’t you replace “women” with anything? dogs? cats? Dogs require a lot of time and money, Sugargliders require a lot of time and money, and sometimes men too. I knew a woman who had a deadbeat boyfriend who robbed her of all her aspirations and income because he was a lazy pothead, and she didn’t try to manipulate him or change him once. Shouldn’t be sharing my personal stories here but, it’s kind of cool that women are inherently evil. Evil doesn’t necessarily have to mean “evil” though, resulting in bloodshed in tears. If we were created by satan to rise and destroy men, he obviously failed. Unless you count them menstrating.

Gentlemen, it troubled me that so many cannot see the forest from the trees involving the product/sum discrepancy. Consider the way in which we invest time and money into women. Do we simply add time and money together or do we add levels of money per amount of time? Through the relationship, we spend a product of the amounts of time and money into females since you add a certain amount of money per amount of time. Therefore, women=time*money.

fuck yeah. your brilliant