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NASA scientists have conclusivley proved that all women are evil.
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I mean your equation works out and everything, but couldn’t you replace “women” with anything? dogs? cats? Dogs require a lot of time and money, Sugargliders require a lot of time and money, and sometimes men too. I knew a woman who had a deadbeat boyfriend who robbed her of all her aspirations and income because he was a lazy pothead, and she didn’t try to manipulate him or change him once. Shouldn’t be sharing my personal stories here but, it’s kind of cool that women are inherently evil. Evil doesn’t necessarily have to mean “evil” though, resulting in bloodshed in tears. If we were created by satan to rise and destroy men, he obviously failed. Unless you count them menstrating.
We women are undeniably evil, but I believe it is an inherent evil as a result of our genetics rather than the societal cause given in this equation.
Gentlemen, it troubled me that so many cannot see the forest from the trees involving the product/sum discrepancy. Consider the way in which we invest time and money into women. Do we simply add time and money together or do we add levels of money per amount of time? Through the relationship, we spend a product of the amounts of time and money into females since you add a certain amount of money per amount of time. Therefore, women=time*money.
Proof that men are worse than girls
First we safe that men need time, money, girls and sex
men = time x money x girls x sex
And as we all know “time is money”
time = money
men = money x money x girls x sex
And we all know men want girls as many as possible
Because they want to have sex as many as they can
For them : girls = sex
As for men’s proof that “girls are evil”
girls = evil
So…..evil = sex
men = money2 x evil x evil
men = money2 x evil2
And because “money is the root off all evil”
money = √evil
money2 = evil
men = evil x (evil) 2
men = evil3
Men’s proof :
girls = evil
Girls proof :
men = (evil)3 ——–> men is worse than evil
So…we are forced to conclude that Men are worse than girls
fuck yeah. your brilliant
i just want to point out basic math here, time AND money would be written as time + money, so this is wrong and also money being the root of all evil means having it not spending it(if i donate $100,000 to charity am i evil?) so its wrong there too
Dude, its meant to be BS, lighten up.
Yes – by donating $100,000 to charity you are affirming the status quo, positively advancing your own position as a giver of alms and degrading the recipients by forcing them to enter a relationship in which they are dependent on your kind, because of people like you governments will continue stealing from the poor and giving to the rich – When the poor are at their wits end, ready to rise up and slaughter the upper classes they are pacified by your handouts.
Using Boolean logic, AND is represented by multiplication. OR is represented by addition.
This is correct since good and evil deal in absolutes.
No. Let’s say you take out your girlfriend twice a week. The dinner costs 40 dollars, so that’s 80 dollars a week. It’s a constant rate. 40 dollars times the number of “times” you take them out.
Women lie and men lie evil is not a number it is a word used to describe a megative force I think it is more evil to be judgemental hmmmmmm.
SINCE WHEN DO MAN PAY
I am sorry but this equation is flawed. Evil is the opposite of Good. Good is positive, therefor evil is negative. In this equation you take the square root of evil, and in mathematics you cannot take the square root of a negative. Therefor the answer is undefined. Women are undefined (typical). that is your answer.
its defined that money is root of evil. so its not undefined.
You suck at math. You shouldn’t have spoken. sqr(sqrt(x)) = x, for any value of x. Even if we were supposed to actually compute sqrt(x), where x = evil = -k, and god = k, we could still do it with complex numbers: sqrt(-k) = i*sqrt(k). There you have it.
Actually sqr(sqrt(x)) = |x|
thats not how numbers work in maths, numbers arent negative because their bad, evil is just a term like x or y in algebra, we never decide weather they are negative or posotive based on their definitions/contexts. also, negative numbers dont have different names, negative 1 is called -1 not nega1 or some shit, so negative good would simply be called -good, not “evil”, it is seperate term all together
You should take math over. Some women are evil some are great. Just depends.
After over 10 years of inhuman degradation and depravity at the hands of women I know for a fact that such ‘great women’ no longer exist. Women are quickly devolving psychologically with each generation into cruel and vindictive monsters.
They exist. Turn off the football game and visit a church. Yes most women suck, but most men suck too. If you want a good women you have to go to places where women are likely to be concerned about family. Like a university, the grocery store, or a church. If you meet a chick in a bar or on Facebook she’s going to be a terrible wh0re.
I wouldn’t mind if the girl sucks.
You can take the square root of a negative, you just have to use imaginary numbers – don’t you remember high school algebra?
So assuming evil = if you’re not certain that the root of evil is money then you can alternately define it as
root of evil = i * good^2
While we don’t know the true value of good, we can at least see that any part of good in women is imaginary.
women are certainly very evil today, and many of them certainly have a very bad attitude problem and are so very nasty to talk too. by the way, who let the dogs out.
Actually, it is ‘The love of money’ that is the root of all evil.
mathematics.. the language of the universe
women give birth to males there for males where born from evil.
women is the devil in this world
The only time I’ve dealt with satan it has been through a woman, and while I don’t believe they are born evil satan certainly works through them with ease. most I’ve been with are heartless and cold toward others need.
Women become troubled when abused by men (who actually are inherently evil).
Very true about all girls they are 100 percent evil, only men are good in this world. A tip watch out for cute girls they are bitchs that back stab you.
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If men are from Mars, and women from Venus, then it can be said that since mars is associated with war in Greek myth, that men are violent and warlike. Women are associated with Venus the goddess of love. And we all know that love conquers all. But there are outliers like hermaphrodites, which come from your anus. Oops sorry, Uranus.
you guys are Hilarious, All of you, I assume you’re all guys, you talk like that. I LOVE my woman, and I know love is a unifying force, the strongest force in nature. So it unifies me with mine. She’s really good, but when she’s bad she’s Better! So I accept that Woman is EVIL, and I Love Her. By the way I failed Cal-III, my limit was Cal-II.
They make us evil, and become good in the process, which is why we love them. We infuse them with good, and since nature abhors a vacuum, evil rushes in, so we become badder and badder, and they become gooder and gooder, so of course you know we love ‘em because we make ‘em so good. Can’t stop doin’ good, it feels good to do good.
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