If Major Retailers Made Condoms

Imagine if major retailers started making their own condoms

Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms – every little helps.

Nike Condoms – Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms – why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms – Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms – because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.

Duracell condoms – keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.

Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop.

Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms – for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms – no comment required.

Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain

Halford condoms – we go the extra mile.

On-digital condoms – plug and play!!!!

Royal mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms – size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms – does exactly what is says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms – its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms – gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)

Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms – probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms – the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms – it’s a bit of an animal

Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)