How To Defeat the Dankish, Bat-fowling Hugger-muggers

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Have you ever bought a website?

I have!

But enough about me, let’s talk more about you…

You are sexy, you are handsome, you smell great and I love your hair…

Also, you want to know more about buying websites.

Am I correct?

Probably not, but seriously, buying websites is not only lots of fun, it is also a great way to get started, and for those of you who have a bit of money put aside for a rainy day, buying sites can be a great investment opportunity.

However, like all good things on the net, there are numerous loggerheaded, crook-pated flap-dragons who try to spoil it for the rest of us.

These people want to trick you into paying large amounts of money for what essentially is as useful as a solar powered torch. They will use fake Pagerank, fake screenshots, and they will try to confuse you with pointless stats.

Luckily I have thwarted these unmuzzled, hedge-born canker-blossoms with a three part guide that I like to call “The Site Buying Condom”

It is a short but sweet three-part guide that shows you three of the precautions I take before I purchase a website or web property.

I considered packaging this guide and selling it in exchange for a small bag of silver, but I want to ensure you are safe from the dankish, bat-fowling hugger-muggers. So I have made it completely free.

Would you like to take a peak?

Of course you would you sexy athlete!

Here you go:

When Buying Websites – Google the Domain

When Buying Websites – Check the Stats for Facts

When Buying Websites – Keywords Equals Profits

Feedback as always is welcome.

Dean

PS: Did I mention how good you look today?

PPS: I am going to a web business conference in London tomorrow until Monday night, so feel free to leave a comment about how much you will miss me. Feel free to include things like “My life won’t be worth living” & “How will I sleep at night?” ;-)

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5 COMMENTS

  • http://teresacaldwell.wordpress.com Teresa

    Have fun at the conference !!
    I think conferences are a good way to network with
    so many others in web business.
    I have only been to one conference, but it was a blast.
    Are you speaking at the conference? Well I mean,are you one of the speakers giving a program at the conference? If not you should be.
    Have fun we will be looking forward to you coming back.

    Teresa

    ps. Don’t spend too much time in the restroom washing your hands.. lol
    for those who don’t know what I mean take a look at
    Dean’s article on http://www.streetlessons.com link.

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  • http://deanhunt.com Dean Hunt

    Teresa,

    For this event I am just going to watch. Do a little networking and perhaps learn a thing or two.

    Should be fun though.

    Glad you enjoyed the Streetlessons.com photo ;-)

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  • Geeky-Ste

    Have a good trip Dean. It will be strange not having a blog post from you to start each morning.

    Ste

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  • http://maryspad.com mary

    Enjoy the conference Dean.

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  • Chuck

    Hey I tried not to comment but I have lost sleep for the last few days wondering if I’m a dankish, batfowling hugger mugger.

    So I looked up dankish—and the definition is Somewhat dank. Whew I am relieved about that

    Batfowling or more precisely batfowl
    To catch roosting birds at night by blinding them with a light and then hitting or netting them.
    Why do that when I got a shotgun that will pump out 5 rounds in about 10 seconds

    Of course I had to look up hugger mugger.

    So I can sleep tonight because I am not a somewhat dank,lights in birds eyes shining, disorderly, secretive kind of guy.

    Who says this English language is hard to understand?
    Long live the Spice Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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