Happy Birthday To Me
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26 years ago there was a mix-up at the hospital, and it wasn’t until I was aged three that I had completely shed my Jamaican roots. I blended in nicely to my life in Northern England, and decided that a life of creative marketing would be more suited to me than that of my forefathers (selling shells on the beaches of Jamaica)*

Fast forward 26 years, and tis my birthday. Oh, and Manchester United won the Champions League last night as well.
All is good, all is well, and all is dandy.
I am off out now for a meal with Elena.
Have a good day, and keep it rasta**
Dean
* Dean is not really from Jamaica. Nor are any of his family. Clearly last night’s Champagne has had an effect on his already warped brain box.
** Despite the use of the word “rasta” we must stress once more that Dean is simply being childish, and has never even visited Jamaica, nor have any of his family or forefathers.
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