Buzz Marketing Services

Welcome to the world’s most unprofessional sales page.

So you would also like to get over 2 million unique visitors to your site and generate the sort of brand power that is normally only available to million dollar companies?

Good for you, but I am far too busy making money for myself and my business partners. So I will politely have to ask you to go away from this page…

Seriously!

I am waaaaay too busy!

You still here?

Ok, Think about it for a minute. I make 6 figures+ from my skills and time, so let’s say I take pity and help you out for a week, I would lose all my income for that week.

I like money! There is no way I am giving up thousands of dollars to help you. You would first have to replace that lost income, and then you would have to pay me on top of that. (Yikes)

Sorry. I can’t be in two places at once.

Well… we could try some DNA cloning, but you would have to wait 25 years for me to reach a point of maturity, and trust me, the other 24 years would be living hell. At age 14 I go through a weird goth stage, that would be a nightmare for anyone.

Also, in 25 years the Internet will probably be completely different, so it probably isn’t worth waiting 25 years for my clone to develop.

Then we have the issue of who to pay… do you pay me? Or do you pay the clone? My clone is going to think exactly the same way as me, so there is no way that mini-Dean will work for free.

Jeez, this is getting complex.

Anyway, You get the message! I am booked up for years, I am not a charity, and you probably can’t afford me… even if you could afford me, it probably wouldn’t be worth it, as you would have to replace all my lost income.

On the off chance that you are filthy rich, or you have developed a DNA cloner/time machine, you can contact me at: contact@deanhunt.com

In the meantime, I thank you for successfully reading the world’s most unprofessional sales page.

Dean

PS: Seriously… go away.