12 Days of Christmas the Modern Version

This morning I was listening to the radio and I heard “The 12 Days of Christmas”. I was listening to the lyrics and to be honest, I think the song is a bit out of date.

For example, I have never seen a partridge in a pear tree, I have never been lucky enough to receive five gold rings for Christmas, and if I did get five gold rings then I would definitely put them on Ebay.

Be honest, when was the last time you saw ten lords a-leaping?

So I have decided to update this Christmas classic and make it more modern for the online world that we live in today.

This is my Christmas gift to you. Enjoy!

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
a 10 gig MP3.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two WordPress Plugins,
And a 10 gig MP3.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three USB ports,
Two WordPress Plugins,
And a 10 gig MP3.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four Myspace profiles,
Three USB ports,
Two WordPress Plugins,
And a 10 gig MP3.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five Youtube Vids,
Four Myspace profiles,
Three USB ports,
Two WordPress Plugins,
And a 10 gig MP3.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geeks a-blogging,
Five Youtube Vids,
Four Myspace profiles,
Three USB ports,
Two WordPress Plugins,
And a 10 gig MP3.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven spammers a-spamming,
Six geeks a-blogging,
Five Youtube Vids,
Four Myspace profiles,
Three USB ports,
Two WordPress Plugins,
And a 10 gig MP3.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight Hackers Hacking,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six geeks a-blogging,
Five Youtube Vids,
Four Myspace profiles,
Three USB ports,
Two WordPress Plugins,
And a 10 gig MP3.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Diggers digging,
Eight hackers hacking,
Seven spammers spamming,
Six geeks a-blogging,
Five Youtube Vids,
Four Myspace profiles,
Three USB ports,
Two WordPress Plugins,
And a 10 gig MP3.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten trojans sneaking,
Nine Diggers digging,
Eight hackers hacking,
Seven spammers spamming,
Six geeks a-blogging,
Five Youtube Vids,
Four Myspace profiles,
Three USB ports,
Two WordPress Plugins,
And a 10 gig MP3.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven torrents seeding,
Ten trojans sneaking,
Nine Diggers digging,
Eight hackers hacking,
Seven spammers spamming,
Six geeks a-blogging,
Five Youtube Vids,
Four Myspace profiles,
Three USB ports,
Two WordPress Plugins,
And a 10 gig MP3.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve virus warnings,
Eleven torrents seeding,
Ten Trojans sneaking,
Nine Diggers digging,
Eight hackers hacking,
Seven spammers spamming,
Six geeks a-blogging,
Five Youtube Vids,
Four Myspace profiles,
Three USB ports,
Two WordPress Plugins,
And a 10 gig MP3.

Merry Christmas everyone. Feel free to Digg this article

  • http://Theking Mike Dean

    And an Eric Cantona!!!

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  • Bence

    I love your new version! We should try and get them to sing it in the choir at Westminister Abbey this christmas!

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  • http://ww.grantmc.co.uk Grant Mc

    Golden this is named by me officially the ‘Geek Christmas Party Theme’

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  • http://www.greenpete.co.uk Peter Green

    Brilliant! I love it, thank you! A merry Christmas to you too!
    Peter

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  • Alisha

    lol…cool!Wish u a very Merry christmas!

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  • http://www.retro.net retro

    I just love the classics!

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  • Levman Jones

    What a great song.if it was on cd id sure buy it

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  • http://BADMAN97 JAMES WARD

    THIS WAS CRAP BUT VERY NOT INTERESTINGAND JORDAN SAID UR GAY

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  • http://BADMAN97 JAMES WARD

    KIARANS GAY

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  • http://BADMAN97 JAMES WARD

    JAMES AND ABBIE

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